a love letter from phone number guy.

Subtitle: What happens when I run into a friend late at night and force him to promise to write me a love letter remedying his absence in my life as of late.

Dearest Kristin,

Seeing you last night was like the weight of a thousand elephants being lifted off my shoulders. Your continuing blowing off of me (not in a good way), made my heart heavier than the combined weight of a lesbian biker gang. To know that you still love me back makes me fly higher than a lost seagull. Whence my feet touch the ground once again I can only hope we shall visit the establishment known as Pizza Man to continue our courtship.

Sincerely,

Phone Number Guy

Poet Laureate of the State of South Carolina

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geekhiker Says:
July 12, 2009 at 3:28 pm | Reply
Looks like the great ones have some competition…
A Says:
July 12, 2009 at 7:26 pm | Reply
!!!!!!!!!!

Love it.
Green is The New Dots Says:
July 13, 2009 at 10:14 am | Reply
it’s possible you should marry this man.

and if you won’t…maybe i should.
Sarah Says:
July 13, 2009 at 12:34 pm | Reply
I’ve just decided that life needs more love letters like this one.

Bravo.